I was digging through my needles for yet another new project. I could find circular needles #5, but no double pointeds (DPN). So, I just wrote a note on our shopping list,
And thought nothing more about it. (Yes, it is strange that with the zillions of needles I have, I am bereft of those, but I digress...)
Husband is an absolute MASTER at dry humor. He looked at the list a little later, and asked,
"Why do you need 5 pounds of Depends?"