Thursday, December 17, 2009

Random Silliness, and guitar stringing along...

Ever wake up with those 2 in the morning burning questions, like:

If a werewolf and a vampire were to bite each other, what would happen? I thought, undead with a real shedding problem.

My mom came up with the best so far, "A Vamp-wolf". Somehow, I picture Mae West with fangs. (Considering the popularity of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, guess it's not such a long reach.)

I was going to make the cookies I had mentioned this morning, rather than wipe myself out last night. I set all the dry ingredients out last night, so I would have it all ready in the morning. Husband asked what I was doing, and I said, "I am my own Sous Chef." Faking mortification, he grasped his heart, and said, "George, Bill, ANYTHING but SOUS!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ

(In case you don't get the joke... Besides, I just love Johnny Cash...)

And, well, I will have the guitar STRUNG by Christmas... Husband did a little repair on the bottom rest for the strings (bridge?), and a cheater type repair for the top rest, (nut??), with some plastic risers he devised. With any good luck what so ever, I might, (knocking frantically on wood) be able to string the guitar and have it work today.

Gee! And D, B, A, and E, even!

Okay, that's enough... I don't want to run off all my friends! Heh...

7 comments:

Ms. Diva said...

I got it! But then I'm older then dirt! Hahaha!

Cat said...

Yes, between being... "of a certain age", and a total science and sci-fi nerd, I have to explain my jokes a lot. But yep! Thank you! Heheheheheheee.

Cat

Amy said...

I'm a fan of Johnny Cash myself. My mom had all of his records and I spent my childhood listening to them all.
This guitar is for you to play?? I'm way behind on my blog reading, so I'll back track a bit here and perhaps find an amswer to my question there.

And to answer your vampire/ werewolf question, the two are immune to each other I do believe, from all my years of serious research (puff piece reading) on the subject. But think about what you get for an offsprng when you combine the two. Scary!

Cat said...

Yes, I grew up listening to the Man In Black... And yes, I am hoping to learn the guitar, guess I just have wanted to for some time, but just now am getting my act somewhat together to do so.

I guess, as far as the werewolf and vampire question, I suppose it would be the purvue of the writer covering it. Considering the width and breadth of JUST vampires, any others, or combinations there of could be interesting...

Cat

Amy said...

I have an award for you over my way.
Good luck with that guitar stringing, and have a great weekend!!

Amy said...

Did I remember to tell you I have an award for you? I'm very absentminded of late..........

Cat said...

As one of my friends says:

KEWL!!!

Thank you!

Cat