I was typing, and looked up at a box Husband had set up on the cabinet.
45 Lead lined security envelopes.
Whaaaa? I read things off-center like that on occasion.
It actually reads, 45 self-adhesive security lined envelopes.
Glad it wasn't the first, can you imagine the POSTAGE on it?
Another example? Listening to this song, "The Damage that You've Done", it has a line...
I wish I was a Blue Bird, Honey, I'd just fly away.
Which makes a bit more sense than what I heard...
I wish I was a Goober, Honey, I'd just die away.
Nothing like completely missing the point.