Husband does contract work for a company, as an all around machinist/repair person/designer of parts/whatever they can get him to do, so he is often asked to come to the shop to work. (We both used to work there.) So, he was asked to fill a vacationing persons slot.
He was gone the normal day, and so I saw him drive up, and asked how his day went. He had the strangest expression, almost curious looking. "Well, it was different... There was a dead body at the plant today." I nearly dropped my teeth.
"A WHAT? You have GOT to be joking..."
He wasn't! From what could be parsed together, one of the guys had his license revoked, so had to walk to work. Well, guess he got to the plant, and had a massive heart attack, and dropped on the spot in the field, outside of the plant.
So, I of the 'the more gory, the more interesting' ask, so, what happened?
He said, "I really don't know all that much, I went in to work, it was so nice, everyone else was outside watching what the cops were doing."
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...