Crap on my shoes, egg in my pocket (and yarn on the needles)

Yes, I misspelled that.  Husband and I say it that way quite often, usually when I tell him I am going to feed. It has been an off and on ...

How old are you?  That question is so innocuous, but so loaded.  I am always amused at the idea that as you are a certain age, you need to b...