Crap on my shoes, egg in my pocket (and yarn on the needles)

Well, it isn't pretty.  The potty in my bathroom was working, sort of.  It was not nice, even after scrubbing, and even pumice stones (!...

It was one of those kind of days... We noticed that Schrodinger was itchy.  A closer exam showed flea dirt, and then - the fleas.  Since ...