Showing posts with label cert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cert. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Getting about, at least...

Well, this morning, Husband asked me NOT to walk the hill.  For any of you that haven't read the blog long, we live on a bit of property on an area called "Spring Hill".  Well, right now, where I walk is a creek.  There is water running down the hill, there is water in a sloggy pond at the bottom of the hill, there is more water in various forms coming from the sky, and making MORE water here, so I will have to go to Plan B for exercising.  Tae Bo, anyone? 

Poor Rudee won't get his run, but right now, he'd be be swimming more than running.  He seems content to stay in his house right at the moment, anyway.  The llamas don't seem to care, however.  They have been outside since birth, as far as I know, I keep the chicken house open for them to duck in out of the weather. Do they use it?

That's snow on his back...

Nah. 

They walk about, out in the rain, the snow.  They do duck under the trees when it hails, but just long enough for it to quit, and then out they go again.  Crazy critters.  The chickens, on the other hand, sit in the doorway, and glare at me like it's my fault that it's raining, or snowing.  Can't please 'em all, I guess.  Buzz the Hyperactive Wonder Kitten just dozes in the hay, when she isn't trying to get into Husband's boat. 

Husband doesn't care for cats. 

At least that's what he said. 

Funny thing, I am no longer feeding Buzz.  Buzz doesn't really want much to do with me, as I move her to get hay for the llamas, and start my truck, scaring her silly, as it's next to the hay.  Husband has been seen walking around carrying Buzz like a baby.  Buzz loves it.  I try, and she tries to do a burnout on my chest. 

I mentioned, gee Buzz is turning out to be YOUR kitty.  With a Spock-like dryness, he responded, like Rudee is your dog?

Touche'.

I thought Husband would lose his adoration for the fluff ball when she started trying to find a warm spot in the boat.  HIS boat. 

Husband's Sanctum Floatorum. 

I really even hesitated to tell him that she'd wiggled her way into the boat, again, when he'd said that he'd redone the tarps and such, because "that cat had made a furry mess on the seat.  I don't want her ruining those seats, they are expensive.  She has hay..." 

My thought, yeah, Husband, if you had the choice between a warm, cloth covered seat, with no one moving you on a regular basis, or loud noises, or a scratchy seat, that sometimes is very loud, which would YOU take?  But I said nothing.

Husband went outside.  I asked him what he'd been up to when he came back in.  "Oh, I was just setting up some boards along the tarp, so the kitten would not go into the boat. The naughty little poop."

I nearly dropped my teeth.  Husband calling anything a 'naughty little poop' is just...

Well, I would have put better odds on the Pope becoming a Buddhist.  Husband now comes in and tells me about how she loves the new food I bought for her, and that her feet were cold when he picked her up, etc., etc., etc...

Who is this guy, and what did he do with my husband???  ; )

I was invited to take a class having to do with CERT.  It was in a government facility, and I was required to do several things, just to sign up for the class. (Questions about nationality, things like that.)  When I arrived, they had to do a check under the vehicle for bombs.  I have gone through this with Husband, when he's had to pick up metal in military facilities for a company he works for, as well as a couple of items we have bought.

So why did the thought of someone checking the undercarriage of my truck make me worry?  Not for me, but for the guy doing the job?  And what the heck would they do if they DID find something???

The next thought, which I never got the chance to ask, was if they ever had trouble with someone having a dropped muffler, or a low profile car.  They were so nice to me, and I was on my best behavior, please, thank you, so on.  I was happy to note, that when I finished the class, one of the guards said it was too bad I wasn't going to be back, and that he hoped I had a very nice day.  (Awww...) 

The class itself was very useful to see the things I have learned, in a situation I wasn't familiar with.  This happened to be training in a facility working with the Department of Energy (yes, we discussed the stuff in Japan.  I didn't understand half of what was said, but they seemed to think that all was not lost.  But that was also Monday...)  These guys were using the training to work out press releases and information to the public (hence the reason I was there, Public Information Officer "stuff"), but it was for a facility, a business, rather than for small groups, or for the Sheriff's Office.  I must say, seeing how a group that I was unfamiliar with, and that had different (but not unrelated) priorities, made this a worthwhile class.  I also learned some different information about, of all things, body language, should I go up and be in front of cameras. (G*d Forbid...)

I managed only one minor faux pas.  I took my knitting bag.  The one with a peace symbol on it.  Ahem.  I noticed the teacher kept glaring in my general direction, when the bag was out.  I could not fathom at first why.  He was polite, but kept asking questions about what I knew on nuclear power and such.  (Not much...)  Then a teeny bell rang in the back of my head.  The peace sign is a symbol for nuclear disarmament.  Oh, s***!!!  Uh.  He was also of an age where there could be Vietnam War things going on.  What do I do?

The next time the teacher came over, I smiled, and turned over the bag.  I said something to the effect that I just loved the present my Mom gave me, and then went on as if nothing happened.  He looked a bit surprised, and then asked a few more questions.  I politely answered them, and then would change the subject to the reason I was there, saying that I was so happy I could be invited to a class where I could see the program I have learned, used in a situation different than I was used to.  I also invited him to look at some of the CERT materials that I had with me.  It seemed to get him down from his grumblies. 

So, I am probably one of the few people to go into a Department of Energy building, having what amounts to a protest sign, and still be accepted!  (Yipes!)  Not exactly the thing I'd planned, but I survived.

What was absolutely fun tho, was almost accidental.  I had given my email address, and it starts "furnfeathers" (Read: fur and feathers).  We had a Fire Chief there, like me, invited to see how a differing group would use the training.  He commented on the odd choice.  I told him I raised chickens and llamas, and we had a long lunch conversation on camelids!  He was interested in llamas or alpacas for his family, and I worked my hardest to bring him to the 'dark side'!  

; D 

He was very interested, as were a couple others, and I didn't get one comment on them being vicious, or even the standard "THEY SPIT" comment.  It was a very nice lunch!

Almost caught up on my house work.  I did laundry and dishes, dumped out the trash (fortune had it that we had no food spoilage from the power outage. Husband used the generator for an hour or so at a time to keep the freezer and fridge going.  He did grouse about the milk not being cold enough in the morning.  I wondered why he started the generator at sunrise...)  Finish a few more loads, and then I will be ready for...

Cleaning out the hen house. Be still my beating heart... 

The thrills never end at Fur n' Feathers, folks!

(Oh. And I gained nearly a pound this week.  I am going to have to do something exercise wise, or I am going to be squeezing into my clothing again.  I am not going to let that happen.  DO. NOT. WANT.)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

When it rains...

Short, short post, will actually put a real post up tomorrow, hope...

So, we have had a windstorm that knocked down a tree (no one hurt, no damage, pics soon), power was out for about a day and a half, finally finished with the nasty cold, except for a tickly cough, sooner that leaves, the better...  Invited, and took a class at a government facility for my Public Information Officer 'stuff', and learned a lot, and met some people (the technical term: networking.  My term, cool, I get to see what other people do...)

So, I am trying to catch up on laundry, dishes, houseworky stuff, and tomorrow, I will do Sheriff's Office stuff.  But that's only part of the day, so I hope to get at least a few other people's blogs read!!

(Whew!)

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Zombies need not apply.

So, what have I been up to?  Draining my brain cells, apparently.  Saturday saw me catching up on a CERT class online, about 6 hours worth.  It was a refresher course.  Um.  I passed, but I am somewhat embarrassed to say, I did need to take the course again.  I am not looking forward to the other courses, if that's the case. Oi!  Then today, I tried to help Dad with his computer.  There, I batted .500.  I was able to get a disk he wanted to see up and running, after I realized that it was more a problem of the computer picking the wrong thing to show it with, than anything.  He then wanted me to help him with a program.  I misunderstood which one, and the program just worked flawlessly.  Uh...

Huh?

After even going to Unca Billy's Solve the Problems Website for Geek Wannabes, I still couldn't figure out what the problem was.  Mostly, because there wasn't one.  Finally, it dawned on me, Dad was calling the program that was in trouble, by the name of the program that was not.  Sort of like when I tell someone to turn right, while pointing left. (Note, if you ever take directions from me, pay attention to where I am pointing, that is correct.  The mouth, not so much... )

So. By that time, my brain cells had left the building, the computer was slowing to a crawl for some strange reason (we have really strange DSL coverage out here), and I just told him I would be happy to fix it, later.  So, with any luck, I will figure out why it wasn't doing what ever it was to do, (music player, I believe), and I will be able to have it working.  But not today.

It's been snowing, windy, then turned to all rain (warmish rain, no ice, thankyouthankyouthankyou...), so I am in the house alternating between knitting and reading a J.A. Jance book "Trial by Fire".  I will show my knitterly doings later, I have a pair of socks finished, I have another one almost finished, a kid's pair I am working on, and a baby blanket I am about half finished with.  At this rate, I might be down to 3 or 4 projects by April.

Nah... 

And, since I have not one thing of interest to add to my lack of brain power, I will share a picture I took of a sheep "direction pointer" that I saw at the Canby Flock and Fiber fest.  It directed you to the coffee stand.  I think someone had not had enough coffee yet... 


I think I would probably give that sheep what ever it wanted.  Hay? Great.  Grain, sure. No shearing, noooo problem... 

Don't eat me...

(Edit note... I had a heart healthy check, stuff like bp, cholesterol, that sort of stuff, the 20+ off helped, things are getting better.  As for my blog, anything on ----> that side, is acting up, so I apologise...  I think Blogger is mad at me again. Sigh...)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas-y, sort of, up in the air, lots, and general chaos.

First off, so I don't forget, little gain this week.  Considering that I could have cheerfully gone to the feed store and bought a salt lick, I managed to control myself pretty well.  And I am still under 231, so I figure the speakers are still legal.  And they are soooooooooo nice.  I finally can listen to things, and not have it sound like a garbage truck is backing over the speaker.  Or worse...  Since I watch programs on line (I have nearly given up on TV reception in this area), it's nice to have real dialogue, and not a rough estimate. 

On that same note, I received the Dr. Oz bracelet.  I am pleased to have a visual reminder, and I am going to (somehow) attach a bead for each ten I lose.  2 beads will soon be on there!  Yay!!

So, Christmas-y.  Finally have the tree down, and decorated, more or less.  Have the cards to people out of state sent, except my aunt (I need to get a Christmas letter done up for her), and I even have a few gift ideas for both (GASP) males I have on the Christmas/Birthday lists.  (Husband and Dad's B-days are December 22, and 25 respectively.) 

Might I make a casual observation that the males in my house are a pain the the butt to shop for?  If they want something they go out and buy it.  This has caused more that a smidge of consternation when I have bought said item (this happened one year, hence the mantra of our family when Christmas shopping, "SAVE THE RECEIPT".)  I have sort of convinced Husband to put a moratorium on shopping during the month of December, but he still slips.  But this time I told him to give me several ideas, then DON'T buy anything until December 26.  He thought that sounded okay.  So.  Now I will be able to go out and get something to put under the tree.  Maybe not a big surprise, but it seems to work...

FIL kept sort of brushing us off, oh, fine, doing great.  Well, he's not.  Dizzy spells because of the meds, and they won't rest, because they are trying to buy the house, so they are travelling from one side of the state to the other, nearly, for the signing.  I think they have signed at this point, and have the house.  I think.  Then a drive back here, to see his doctor, and then they might do one of several things, either they will leave immediately to head back to Florida, they might stay here for a bit in the trailer to recover, they could have us take the stuff to Eastern Oregon, help them unpack, and they stay there for the season.  (Might I mention, it's SNOWING on the pass?  And most of the way they want to head back home is FROZEN?  I keep suggesting they just stay at our place, in their trailer, but selective hearing kicks in... Meh.)  So, making plans for Christmas (will they be here?  Will we be helping them?  What if the doc says that he needs to be hospitalized?) has been sort of slap dash and minute by minute.  I haven't even decorated that much, not knowing if I will have more than the usual amount of people, as I am lazy by nature, and don't want to have to move 'stuff' out of the way to make room.  So...  I wait, and see. 

In fact, dinner tonight is even a question mark.  We'd all agreed to have dinner at a local restaurant.  Well, I don't know if they will be able to, or if they will be finished with the doctors appointment when we'd agreed to meet.  At least the restaurant in question is across the street from where I volunteer...

General chaos.  So, didja hear about the tornado that happened?  It was an F2 in Aumsville, which is in a county near me.  We didn't realize it at the time, but the 'dregs' of it hit our place, a big wind whipped up, and then there was an absolute deluge that was almost impossible to see through, all I caught was the llamas running into the chicken house.  (This says something, as the llamas don't LIKE being in the chicken house.)  I didn't get called out, but I guess that our CERT group was on standby.  Oddly enough, we had a CERT meeting last night, just after the storm, and our boss (who is stepping down), was late, because he was tied up helping set up a command center, and trying to fend off generous firefighters trying to feed him...

"Here, you need food."
"No, I will be going to a potluck, I don't need food now."
"Yes, we are feeding all the help."
"Nooo..."
"TAKE THIS."  Whereupon he had a plate of food handed to him.  He then walked off with the food, handing it to one of the folks coming in, and came to the meeting.  So, he did take the food... Technically. 

I found out I am not the only one that has "funny hearing".  I kept thinking they were saying "a small tomato" on one of the channels.  It was just the way the reporter was pronouncing it, I guess, I didn't hear "tomato" on any other channel, but the correct word "tornado". 

But I guess that isn't just my strangeness, I was talking to one of the deputies, and he asked if I knew a nearby funeral home, Dew Moss...  I said it rang a bell, but I didn't know for sure where it was.  He said, "Oh, that's okay, I just wanted to make sure I had heard it correctly, I thought they said Dumb Ass funeral home, and I really didn't think that sounded like one I would want to use." 

Er.  Yeah... 

Your loved one will be shuttled to their final rest by Dumb Ass. 

Then again, it could really break the tension.

Or create it...

So, next blog, if I get it out of the camera, I will have pic of  Husband's "Christmas spirit" decoration.  (Christmas is not his big thing...)

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Sunday Supplement. Short.


Just back from training. 

Will blog on this, and on faire I promise.   Just not today.

And apropos of nothing, jelly mixed with Karo syrup and red food coloring can look rather disturbingly like blood...  Especially when you are doing a full body check.

More later.  Need sleep... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

(And I will say hi on every one's blogs, soon.  Cripes, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO behind in my blogitation...)