Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

I am just sooo... Dial tone. I got nothin'.

I woke up today just ready to go back to bed.  I won't bore you with the details, but let's just say 4 hours of sleep isn't enough.  Especially when it's broken up by needing to stand and stretch a hamstring...

Sigh.

So I will delight and amaze you with this Thursday Thunks that I thought was interesting.

1. Would you try a dog food flavored jelly bean? What about skunk spray or vomit flavored?


I actually tried a dog biscuit once, just 'cuz.  Long story short, I can't see why the dogs like them.  Eh.  So, probably not.  Definitely not if it was a wet food flavor.  (Since they come in flavors like liver, that doesn't improve matters. EEEEEW.)  Skunk spray.  Hmm.  I wouldn't try them, but I know a couple people I might be more than happy to give a big ol' bowl full to.  (With my luck, they'd love 'em.)  And for all the Harry Potter fans, there IS a vomit flavored one... Jelly Belly Company put out some screwy flavors, (Bernie Botts Beans) and that was one of them.  It doesn't necessarily taste like vomit to me, but it wasn't a pleasant one... It was however, better than the sardine flavored one.  (Which isn't saying much.)

I joke not. 
2. Are any keys on your keyboard worn off?

Not yet.  The J, K, and the E,R, and T  keys are getting there.  However my right click button is down to the plastic.  (I don't use the J key that much, all I can figure out is that it's the home key.  The F key isn't worn much.  The mysteries of my typing.  And having much, too much time on my hands to stare at a keyboard...)

3. Why are the lids on coffins nail/locked/sealed? Are we afraid they are going to get out?

Fear of Zombies? 
Making sure we don't fall out?

(Yes, Mom, I was thinking of the hospital stay with that comment!) 

I really don't know why, except that at one time there was a lot of grave robbing.  Maybe they are more fearful someone might get IN.  Does seem like an inconvenience for CSI guys when they have to exhume a body to prove foul play... ; )

4. True love. Define it.

A. When you go into surgery, and you wake up with your family around you asking if you are okay, before the nurse even knows you're conscious.

B. Husband taking you to the Tom Petty concert when he really doesn't give a hoot about Petty.

C. Allowing each other passions, goofiness and eccentricities that make them a more unique person.  Especially when it involves animals, funny costumes, rock stars, gardening or conversely, large, highly technical machinery and boats.  Just sayin'...
5. Where is the strangest place you are ever fallen asleep?

On a bus going to Missouri, waking up to hear the bus driver and a blind passenger discussing Soul music.  Then hearing the blind passenger sing "Three Blind Mice".  (And everyone in the front 6 rows cracking up.)
6. A doctor walks up to you and says "I will change anything you want... big or small... doesn't matter how much it costs, I'll do it for free!". What do you have him fix or change on your body?

Since I don't like surgery, this is a harder one to answer.  But I suppose... Getting rid of some of my scars.  Or a "tummy tuck".  I think that's what it's called, making the poochy part of my belly not so poochy.  But I would really not want to go through it, so I would more than likely smile and ask said doc to offer it to someone else...
7. The last picture you took - share it.

Oddly enough, it was the picture for my blog photo, of BTK.  (I am still working on Bunny Ears for his Easter photo.  Husband is mildly amused at this...  Can't imagine why...)


 
8. Blue or black ink. Your preference?

Never really thought about it.  I prefer pencil, oddly enough, but probably black ink.  But I really figure if the pen works, I am happy...
9. You are walking down the sidewalk on a city street and you see a little girl, about 3 or 4 years old, she asks you if you can tie her shoe for her. What do you do?

I would first look to see where Mom, Dad or other Significant Caretaker was.  I would then see what was up with the shoelace, and tie or fix, asking where Mom, Dad, or other Significant Caretaker was, see if she knew her phone number, and then probably call the police, to make sure she wasn't out by herself any longer.  (Staying with her, of course.)
10. What channel numbers are ABC, NBC, CBS and FOX for you?

Lessee.  2, 8, 6, and 12/49 respectively.  (And right now I can't get 12, so I am going through Perry Mason withdrawal at the moment...)
11. Did/do you have any marriage deal breakers?

I had one boyfriend that informed me that we would have "at least 4 kids."  I told him that I wanted to finish school, he thought that was all right, but we'd have kids right after I got out.  He then mentioned I would probably have to put off getting a job while I was pregnant.  That was what his mom did.

IZZAT SO? 

Same boyfriend also didn't think I should make noise when I drove. "You are to be quiet, do not talk, do not make noise."  And since I was pissed at this beyond words very passive aggressive, I made a point of making noises like laying rubber when I took off, and screeching when I went around corners.  He tsked and scowled at me a lot for that. 

The topper was that he was nearly helpless, but didn't like me working on his car.  I am not talking a rebuild here folks, he was embarrassed when I and my Dad fixed a headlight that he'd had aligned wrong.  (He didn't know how, and had someone at a gas station do it. Wrong...)  I guess I should have let him shine the light at the tree tops, but thought perhaps he'd prefer actually lighting the road. 

He was an okay guy, I guess, but he showed his true colors when he broke up with me, which I won't go into, but let's just say he was NOT the answer to Question #4. 

So, I think I have now used up all the vim and vigor one very strong cup of caffeinated tea can give me.  I will now return to using one brain cell at a time.

Good day!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

10 free things...

Chicken Boys had an interesting blog, so I claim tag. 10 things that I like that are free...

1. Sunrise, when I am out feeding.

2. Neighbors giving me yarn, because "we can't use it, and well, you do that crochet stuff with the two needles, right?" (snort, chuckle, umm hmm...)

3. Watching Rudee cock his head when I ask him, where's the squirrel?

4. Having Tuxedo snuggle WITHOUT putting a toenail in my side...

5. Hugs, from people I love.

6. A beep from a friend driving by, when I am out getting the mail.

7. A good pun.

8. Being able to amuse myself while waiting in line, with something as simple as sticks 'n string, or a pencil and paper.

9. Chatting with deputies about their day, and finding out that even law enforcement can have its moments of hilarity. (While I can't relay much in the way of details, some adults can act much less... appropriately... than children, and this can lead to some unique situations. Animal stories can also be great.)

10. Dancing to music (yes, usually Tom Petty), and not worrying if I am seen or not.

And a freebie I really miss, listening to my Grandpa tell stories. Mostly about work and football, and the people/players involved changed nearly every telling, but I really didn't care. He enjoyed telling, and I enjoyed listening...

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Mystic Ipod, tell me more...

I seem to be stealing Ms. Diva's blog ideas every once in a while. Today is no exception.

With more accuracy than a Magic 8 Ball, but less than your Maiden Aunt Gertrude, this is a game where you write answers to your questions by putting your MP3 player on shuffle. So, here goes. (Note, the very heavy majority of my songs are... big surprise... Tom Petty, so I will just save time, and only write if it's not him.) And I won't cheat, I will just hit "next". But for fun, I will editorialize.

Q: What does next year have in store for you?
A: Papa Loves Mambo - Dean Martin
(Oooh, love life is going to be good? Like that!)



Q: What does your love life look like next year?
A:Classical Gas - Mason Williams
(Hmm. Either I am going to be flatulant, or it's going to be great. I think I will go with the second.)



Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
A: Jesus Is Just Alright - DC Talk.
(Ok, works for me...)



Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
A:Love Me Tomorrow - Chicago.
(Er. Okaaay. The past is the future! Yeah, that's it...)



Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
A: Ride Like the Wind - Christopher Cross
(Oh, what a bad choice... I ride like a squashed, heavily salted slug in the morning.)



Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding?
A:Alright for Now
(I didn't dance at my wedding, married in the Baptist Church, but this would have been a great one.)



Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
A: You Really Got Me
(ROLFMAO...)



Q: Your favorite saying?
A: Dude Looks Like a Lady - Areosmith
(Oh, yeah, say that all the TIME... Especially at The Birdcage... Heh.)



Q: Favorite place?
A:Pinball Wizard - The Who
(Uh. Well, I do like games...)



Q: Most Missed Memory?
A: Saving Grace
(Accident in 1988, hey, the fact I can remember ANYTHING is a Saving Grace!)





Q: What song describes your best friend?
A: Just What I Needed - The Cars
(Well, that works!)



Q: What song describes your ex?
A: Viva La Vida - Coldplay
(Well, I don't have an ex husband, but a few former boyfriends, and the song fits, if not the actual title.)



Q: Where would you go on a first date?
A:Wildflowers
(Oh, walking in the woods, go to a waterfall, chuck rocks, find daisies and make a chain. Yep.)



Q: Drug of choice?
A: Lookin' Out My Back Door - CCR
(Considering I use that method to relax, it fits, oddly...)



Q: What song describes you?
A: Twilight Zone - Golden Earring
(HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. This is much too accurate. Ask any of my family. Or on second thought... Please don't.)



Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
A:Authority Song - John Melloncamp
(Why, yes, I like to help at the substation, thank you for asking!)



Q: The song that best describes the president?
A:Climb That Hill
(Ok, is someone setting me up, that was too easy...)



Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
A:King's Highway
(Travelling? Having BEEN to Alaska? Going to some exotic locale? Oooh, sounds good!)



Q: Your love life right now?
A: Green Onions
(Uh. Oh, it's spicy! Yes, um... Oh, I think I will leave it at that. I could go so many directions, and none that need go into this blog, thank you very much...)



Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
A:Pink Houses - John Mellencamp
(Yes, exactly. Huh? Well, I have been cleaning, maybe my house is in the pink, I don't know...)



Q: How will you die?
A: Eminence Front - The Who
(Gah?? Ok, when I am 104, have become a professor emeritus of pop literature, there will be this BIG storm, and I will be caught in a tornado, dropped down on an island with my MP3 player, and the natives will all be musically inclined, I will be worshipped as a Goddess for bringing them wonderful noise, and I will live long enough for them to play every song through at least twice. Three times if it's Petty.)





So there...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Blatant plagerism...

Well, was wanting to do a blog today, and didn't have much to make a blog.

So, I was catching up on the blogs I read regularly, and caught this one on http://lostincolo.blogspot.com (which Blogger won't let me make a link...)
which looked kind of interesting, so I have the time (Husband had to go rescue someone who got a machine from him, and now can't run it correctly. No, my eyes aren't rolling, why do you ask?) So I might even be able to get it finished in one sitting.

So, to wit:

100 things about me.

1. I watch entirely too much Perry Mason. I even get grouchy on occasion when I miss it. (And I am too cheap to buy the DVD's.)

2. I like capers.

3. And head cheese, depending on how it's made.

4. And pickled pig's feet.

5. I went to one grade school, one high school, the length of the school (k-8, and 9-12), which I found out is kind of unusual.

6. I went to 3 colleges. Only graduated from one, however.

7. In fact, I only went to one of the colleges for ONE term.

8. I like to knit.

9. I like to spin yarn.

10. I also like to spin yarns. I can story tell quite well.

11. I love reading history. I usually had my history texts read before the school year was up. Sometimes in the first two weeks, if it was on a topic I liked.

12. I am a worker in a Renaissance faire.

13. I consider 13 to be a lucky number for me, along with 7, 11, and 42. No, I don't know why. (Oh, and 13 is the luckiest of that bunch, good things almost happen to me on the 13th of the month.)

14. I am a amateur radio (ham) operator.

15. I have the odd ability to be able to take something like a pattern, and change it, and make severe changes to it, but have yet to be able to make a pattern on my own, or of my own. (Working on that, however.)

16. At one time my family had about 19 cats. They were all dumped on our property, (except one. I don't think Mom ever let Dad forget that he told me the story of hiding a kitten in his sleeve...) We had them all fixed, and we getting rid of nearly a bag of cat food a week.

17. I, on my own, have had 7. I am down to 2. It was a hard winter, and my poor oldsters didn't do well.

18. I have four llamas, and Husband is very not excited that I named the boy Lorenzo, and the girls, Rama, Lama, and Ding Dong.

19. I like puns. A lot.

20. I have made about 20 or so skeins of yarn since I have been spinning.

21. And so far I have made, of that, a whopping one hat, and 2 mittens.

22. I hope to knit a sweater of the stuff. But have to decide what style to knit.

23. I have had 20/200 or worse vision since I was in first grade. My doc now calls my vision acuity "20/roadkill".

24. I have a tiny egg business.

25. I am going to get more chickens, so it will be LESS tiny.

26. I love trees. I was in Arizona, with my grandparents, and felt sort of exposed, because there were no trees.

27. I do have a minor problem with oaks, though. In the fall, when the leaves are on the ground, and the wind blows, I keep thinking there are mice or rats scuttling around. (Yes, I have an overactive imagination, why do you ask?)

28. I am a chocolate freak. I have found only one chocolate that I don't like. It was at a dent and ding store and had Russian writing on it. I just skip Russian chocolate, and now I'm golden.

29. I hate math, as a rule, so when I started to knit, I nearly shishkebobbed my husband when he explained that I was doing fairly heavy duty algebra to change sizes on my patterns. I have now decided it's not math if I am using it in knitting, it's just figuring. Math sucks, figuring doesn't.

30. I like to rationalize a lot.

31. I love days that are overcast. Grey and cloudy are nice. Oddly enough, bright, sunny days make me uncomfortable. (My eyes hate sun, and more than 70 degrees, bye now...)

32. I like some video games, usually not violent ones, however.

33. Which doesn't explain why I was so intrigued by "Castle Wolfenstien". Blood-o-mundo.

34. I like the ones where you have to solve puzzles.

35. However, I was not on the bandwagon of video games, I had Pong when It came out, but didn't play much except on the games you paid a quarter to play. Just never got into them that much. (if you don't know what Pong is, go look it up on Wikipedia...
Whippersnapper...)

36. I love roses, the plants. I think cut roses are nice, but the plants are so wonderful, I like to grow them.

37. I am a Darwinian Gardener. That is, if something grows, I plant it again, if not, bye now. The only exception is carrots. I keep trying... And trying... Can someone get this dent out of my head, from where I am hitting it against the wall?

38. I am a Leo. But have rather few of the Leo traits...

39. (Hmm. This hundred thing is a bit harder than I thought.) I am playing a computer game called Travian. This is an interesting game, you are the chief of a village, and your goal is to have people in your village, and not get attacked.

40. I have nearly 100 villagers.

41. I have not been attacked.

42. That could change. (It did, I was attacked. Bummer.)

43. I like Harry Potter.

44. I bought a Harry Potter knitting book, and intend to knit Dobby's socks.

45. I also want to knit (or crochet, can't remember which it is), Mrs. Weasley's sweater.

46. Husband groaned when I told him this. (Dobby's socks don't match, and Mrs. Weasley's sweater has a LOT of different colors. His color scheme is blue. And occasionally brown. But mostly, blue.)

47.

Oooookay. This is where Blogger decided to NOT save the other 53 entries I had put down. So, here we continue.

47a. I wore a witches hat to a Harry Potter showing, but it was windy and the hat blew off...

48. I decided that the next time I will wear my cape, it shouldn't blow off. And my Weasley sweater. And my Dobby socks...

49. I wore a Viking helmet to a church tea. My Grandma was furious, but everyone else thought it was great. (You were supposed to wear a hat, they just didn't say what KIND of hat.)

50. My favorite color is red.

51. I don't however think a whole lot of the red hat society, and I shore as 'ell am not going to wear a PINK hat.

52. I love to knit socks, I do not have "second sock syndrome". With one exception, I have finished a pair of every sock I have made. (I haven't finished the one pair, as I haven't figured out a technique yet. When I do, they will be on the Finished Object list, too.)

53. Gloves, on the other hand, so to speak, are my downfall. I have a glove, it's sitting quietly, waiting for a mate to be finished... Still.

54. I like to do archaic things like spinning, and cross stitch.

55. I know how to make a bow, but haven't learned fletching, so my arrows... Are sticks with a notch.

56. I hate cell phones. Don't mind real, corded phones, don't even mind cordless landlines, but I have yet to meet a real, functioning cell, that I didn't want to use for a starting block for a semi truck race.

57. I want to learn things, but several of the things I want to learn, I either have to find a book, or find something (usually accidentally) online to get the info.

58. I like Star Trek. I don't read or watch it much anymore, as it seems to have become rather formulaic, but I still like it.

59. I want to make a bumper sticker, or a email signature, that says "If you are LOST, go to JERICHO." But I am afraid ABC would have infringement issues.

60. I like Pushing Daisies. Husband does, too, which is nice, because he really doesn't care for tv much.

61. I like vanilla tea.

62. I wish I could remember all the bits I put down that equalled 100 before Blogger lost its mind.

63. I would like to have a camel. Husband doesn't. Let the battle of wills begin.

64. I love to read, and read a variety of books.

65. I found out that only 15% of the US uses an antenna to get tv, vs. getting dish or cable. We is one of those 15%.

66. I guess I am not worried if we don't get the updated tv, we don't watch that much anyway. But we did go for the coupons.

67. I planted asparagus this year. I haven't ever tried raising asparagus.

68. Paw Paws, as well. I figure, if it doesn't work out, I can always feed animals...

69. I had a story published in a national magazine, but haven't made an effort to do so again.

70. It was in "Cat Fancy".

71. My favorite holiday is probably Christmas. I love the decorations and lights.

72. Husband, not so much, so we compromise, and the 26th, the stuff is gone.

73. I want to make some garish, eye blinding, outrageous Christmas socks. (I don't know what I will do, but be warned, I have glow in the dark yarn, and I know how to use it!)

74. I have jingle bell Christmas socks, but the bells don't jingle, intentionally. I would prefer not sounding like the precursor to the OK Corral.

75. I knit myself a Chicken Viking hat, (looks like you are wearing a plucked chicken on your head, the "horns" are the chickens legs, and the ear flaps are the wings), and have worn it several times as a faire person.

76. This winter was the first time I wore it IN WINTER. I will make a more demure one sometime, (sans legs, and more appropriate color), to wear in public, when I am in town or such.

77. Then again, I might not.

78. I have been told I speak too "smart" for most people. Being that I am shy, and I have a large vocabulary, this makes me sound arrogant. I guess I need to work on that. (The shy part, not the vocabulary. Look it up!) :)

79. I don't know if I can now, but I could bench press 50 pounds. But I can carry well over 50 pounds, if I carry it on my head.

80. I have always wanted to fly (bird like, not plane), and dream about it quite often.

81. However, I am quite afraid of flying. (Plane, not bird.)

82. I have been told, but have never seen it (for obvious reasons), that I have a light port wine stain on my back that looks like a witch.

83. I love to draw, but everyone that has seen my work has been somewhat surprised that I do draw. One even said I was a liar, that it had been done on a computer.

84. I have petted a cheetah.

85. I have carried around a tiger cub. (I had to give it back though, darn it.)

86. And a baby albino skunk. (No, they don't really stink, they do have an odd musky odor, however.)

87. I like Celtic knotwork, and have tried making some, with limited success.

88. I am finding out, watches, especially those with a date in the face, are becoming passe'. So many people use a cell phone for this, it makes the watch superfluous. (But I still don't like cell phones.)

89. I would like to ride on an elephant, or a camel. Or both.

90. I like peanut butter sandwiches, but for some reason, I don't do well when I eat them. So, it's sort of like a person drinking, then getting a hangover, I eat peanut butter and have a peanut butter hang over. It doesn't seem to happen with peanuts, or with stuff with peanuts IN it, so I think it's the 'butter' part, maybe.

91. Am I EVER going to reach 100?

92. I enjoy being alone, but I like being with people. I guess I grew up as an only child, and never had the alone problem like some of my friends.

93. Ah! Noting #92, I am an only child. So bring on the cliche' crap about only children, so I can see which ones I am...

94. I had a woman tell me she didn't want to associate with me because I was an only child, and that only children were "brats". This was after I had been in the class for a month, and we (I thought), had been getting along great.

95. I have a compost pile that is half the size it was last summer in my back yard, and it is still almost 7 feet high.

96. I have voted in nearly all elections, I know I missed a couple, but I try and be a good civic citizen.

97. I wish, however, that the lead up to voting didn't make me feel like I had stepped in dog doo.

98. Most of my chicken house is made from boards from a remodel of the local Presbyterian church.

99. I have often wondered if you could make a cake from fudge. Not the cake type fudge, but real fudge. Talk about rich!

100. I have a nice family, a wonderful husband, llamas, chickens, cats, and a dog, and I am pleased with all that I have, and now I am DONE!!!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Slow day in the Country.

So slow, in fact, I haven't written anything, and half the day is gone! I went to eat at a Chinese restaurant that I like, and the fortune cookie said, "Work on ideas that are creative and can bring fine results." Sound like a push to do blogging! Or my newest knit hat. I will have a picture later, it's green with yellow and Burgundy red. Since it's to be donated to Dulaan, I decided it's going to be called "Mongolian Rastafarian". Sounds like a rock group. Eh, I think it will be pretty.

Rabbitch had, and I think Ryan, as well, this "meme" on their websites, I liked it, decided it was good, so took a "tag, you're it" for my item today.

Without further ado: Six weird things about me (God is that limiting...)

In no particular order....

1. When I am checking my email, and want to leave MS Office, I have to go back to the inbox. I don't know why, I know that you can be anywhere, in any file, but I don't. I go back to the inbox. I think it's because I was taught that when I first learned on someone else's computer, and he was... Anal-retentive to where I think he pooped once a year... Ahem. Anyway, that's what he taught me to do, and I am almost compulsive about it. Doesn't bother me when others quit in a different folder, however. Go Figure.

2. I have trained my chickens to move to a 'backup beep'. You know, when a truck backs up, it drones on with 'beeep, beeep, beeep'? I do that when I open the gate to the chicken yard, and they all move back, knowing the gate is moving. I didn't realize quite how well I'd taught them, until yesterday. We had a delivery of rock, and I was outside. The truck backed up, and dutifully, all the chickens moved back from the gate, then looked highly confused when the gate didn't open. (I don't have any idea how to take a picture of this, or it might be put on You Tube... Ah, the joys of being a computer dork...)

3. I hate trying to spell weird, and one, and a few other words. I end up spelling 'wired' more often than not, and I continually try to put "won" for "one". That's why I am pretty adept at spell checking (with my eyeballs, I don't always trust Unca Billy's dictionary.)

4. When I knit with two needles, I tend to put one against my chest or arm, and knit with the other. I didn't know this was unusual until I went to a knitting class to get some help, and one of the other students commented on it. LOUDLY. I couldn't figure out what she kept yipping about, asking "what ARE you doing? What ARE you doing?"

I answered, completely confused at this point, "uh, knitting?"

Whereupon she said, "NO, you are STABBING yourself!"

I actually looked around, to see where I had something sticking out of my person, she was that hyped up about it... Turns out, I knit sort of my own way a bit, but this kind of knitting is more common in Eastern European countries. I just do it because I learned on long needles, and needed a bit more control of same. So, I guess by common American standards, I do knit unusually. Eh. Still gets the hats out.

5. I like to give tips to waitresses and waiters directly. I have twice left money on the table, and had it taken before the waitress got back. (Once by a FAMILY member, sheesh!) So, I figure if I give the money directly, she has it, and I don't have to worry about her (or him) being stiffed monetarily. And they seem pleased, so, it's good.

6. I like 'guy' stuff. I like Three Stooges, working on cars, (or at least helping), I love steaks, I think makeup and nail paint is fru-fru, and don't use it much. And don't get me started about "chick flicks". But I like 'girl' stuff, too. I have a largeish collection of stuffed animals, I love flowers, and I do occasionally like to dress up with (LOW) heels, and a dress, perfume and the like. I guess I have androgynous interests.

So, there you have it, Cat's offical foray into "memes". I will have to find some more so I have more blogging content. Or, just start putting up some of my pictures.
Like this one, of a porta potty in the middle of the lake we were boating on. I guess, when ya gotta go...